If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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