One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
COCAINE IS GR8
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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