dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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