i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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