I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
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We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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