is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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