Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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