Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Randomize
