Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
tell me about the fingering
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