I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
