He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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