it hurts more in the daytime
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
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He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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