Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
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