Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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