He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
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I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.