Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
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I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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