yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
