Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
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I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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