My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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