the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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