We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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