One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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