Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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