a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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