Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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