a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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