If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
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