I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
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dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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