Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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