Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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