i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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