Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
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Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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