it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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