dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
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he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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