they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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