My brain says no but my pants say off.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
