NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
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We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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