I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
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Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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