It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Found your dick twin last night
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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