it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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