yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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