Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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