Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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