You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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