No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
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