Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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