i don't plan on having that self control this summer
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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