I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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