Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
do herpes really smell.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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