I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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