butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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