i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
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ditto.
about cumming, not toast
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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