genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
We talked him into tasing himself.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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