they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
what day is it and did you see me today?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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