No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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