if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
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If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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